Eat it. Duh.
Pretend it's a magic wand and make household chores disappear. If that doesn't work, make wand disappear.
Use a pair as Tyrannosaurus Rex arms and terrorize co-workers. Steer clear of hand-eating TWIZZLER-vores. Also your boss.
Design edible eyeglasses. See the world through Twizzled eyes.
Use as drum sticks for a face-melting air-drum solo.
Make a bow for a gift box. Just be sure the recipient doesn't try to eat the wrapping paper, too.
Put two in your mouth and pretend you're a walrus. Goo goo g' joob!
Create funky eyebrows or the tastiest moustache ever.
Swirl it in the air like it's a helicopter blade. Fly away to your favorite vacation spot.
Bite the ends off and make it a straw. It sucks, but in a good way!